Patty Pelt woke up to his obnoxious alarm clock. He not surprisingly chucked it at the wall to smash it into pieces. To get his breakfast ready, Patty Pelt aimed and threw his bread like a football into the toaster. When he burned his toast, he not surprisingly pelted it at the window. Eating one piece of burnt toast, Patty Pelt watched the news like he did every morning. The woman on the news said, “The crime rate is significantly going up. Law enforcement has assigned two detectives to chase down the perpetrator or perpetrators,” and not surprisingly, Patty Pelt pelted his TV remote at the TV. “Oh Come On!” said Patty Pelt. The TV was shattered to pieces. Patty Pelt knew his day would be terrible like it always was. Someone broke the door without hesitation. Patty Pelt chucked at knife in the direction of the door.

“Chill out, Patty,” Little Ms. Annihilate (who utterly destroys everything she sees) screamed. Little Miss Annihilate broke a hole in the wall every day she came in. When Little Miss Annihilate was angry, she released her anger by annihilating anything in her way. And now, Patty Pelt had to break the bad news to Little Miss Annihilate.

In his absolutely destroyed house, Patty Pelt was worried about what would happen to him and Little Ms. Annihilate if they got caught. Little Miss Annihilate came up with a plan. Patty Pelt and Little Miss Annihilate were going to wear ski masks so that their identities were hidden. With this, no one would know who was doing the crimes. So Patty Pelt and Little Miss Annihilate worked together and did their jobs without any fear. But one day, Little Miss Annihilate came to Patty Pelt’s house. For some reason, she didn’t destroy the wall. Similarly, Little Miss Annihilate was civilized. She could no longer be called Little Miss Annihilate. She was now Little Miss Civilized. Little Miss Civilized broke the news that she was no longer going to rob any banks, nor would she be a criminal. With this bad news, Patty Pelt was devastated. He became this big ball of anger. Nothing could stand in Patty Pelt’s way. Anything he found, he would destroy. He pelted anything and everything left and right. He became a human Hulk, pelting whatever he wanted, wherever he wanted. Ten minutes later, Patty Pelt saw what a mess he made. He too did not want to live the life of a criminal. And with that, he decided to turn himself in to the police station. He was sentenced to life in jail. In jail, Patty Pelt mourned and mourned. No matter how much he wanted to get out, he knew this was the only way to learn not to be a criminal and be a citizen. A calm and civilized citizen of the world.