Prologue
Little Ms. Annihilate set off to meet up with her best friend, Patty Pelt, the tomato. They met up every day in the same little alley to make a plan and pursue their passions. But unlike most others, their passions were looked upon as bad or evil. Patty Pelt liked to throw things extremely hard at other objects. Little Ms. Annihilate liked to destroy things. So now you know why they have to start out in an alley.
Little Ms. Annihilate and Patty Pelt agreed to start with the closest house. They ran over to it, keeping their heads down. Patty Pelt then reached into his precious sack and pulled out a diamond. He hurled it at the window crushing the glass into millions of pieces. But now it was time for Little Ms. Annihilate to shine. She skipped into the house dragging her sledgehammer behind her and did what she was meant to do.
Little Ms. Annihilate woke up to her blaring alarm clock. She reached for the spare sledgehammer that she keeps by her bedside table. She then smashed her alarm clock until it no longer made any noise. Little Ms. Annihilate did not like being woken up, and if anything or anyone woke her up, she did not hesitate to annihilate them.
She walked over to the kitchen to make her breakfast. She popped two pieces of bread in the toaster to be toasted all the way. Then she sat on the couch with her plate of bread and turned on the news like she did every morning.
On the big bright screen, there was a reporter. She was talking very fast, “We are in the middle of a serious crisis. Out of nowhere houses are being destroyed. We don’t know why and we don’t know how but victims seem to be random. Here’s the detective assigned to the case.”
Little Ms. Annihilate started to panic. She didn’t know what to do. But she also thought that it was unfair. People singing and dancing didn’t get detectives sent after them. But people throwing and destroying things were going to get in trouble. This didn’t seem at all fair to her.
So she called her best friend Patty Pelt and said, “We are in the middle of a very serious crisis. We are going to get caught if we don’t do anything right now. But don’t worry, I have the perfect solution.” Before letting Patty Pelt respond, she quickly continued, “We will wear masks to cover our faces. That way they will never find us in the history of the world. Okay then, bye bye.”
Little Ms. Annihilate skipped to the alley with two masks in one hand and her favorite sledgehammer in the other. She was very excited for today. They completed their routine by destroying 839 houses that day (a new record). They were both satisfied with the work they had done and called it a day. Little Ms. Annihilate went to bed feeling satisfied, for she had solved the problem. They would never get caught.
The next morning Little Ms. Annihilate woke up to the sound of birds chirping since she had already broken her alarm clock. But since she still didn’t like being woken up, she threw her sledgehammer at the birds.
She popped two pieces of bread in the toaster, then ate them on her couch. She turned on the news like she did every morning. On the big bright screen, there was a lady crying. Through the tears, you could just barely hear what she was saying, “I don’t know what to do, my house has been destroyed and and and my beautiful cat Gabriella the Glamorous Godly Goddess has vanished; I just don’t think I’ll never be able to go on in life.”
Little Ms. Annihilate got this odd feeling in her gut. She didn’t know what that feeling could be. A tear fell from her cheek. This is not how she wanted to live. She didn’t want to hurt other people just so that she could enjoy destroying things. Before the next tear rolled down her cheek she picked up her phone and dialed her best friend’s number.
Once Patty Pelt picked up she began to speak, “I’m very sorry but I just can’t keep destroying things. It’s too horrible.” Cutting Patty off again, she continued to speak, “ I’ve made the decision to join the wrecking crew. I will be pursuing my passion while benefiting the community. Okay then, bye bye.” Excited for her new job, she skipped off to the nearest construction site to annihilate for a good cause!