James Fraser

Once upon a time there was a turkey who was scared for thanksgiving. And the farmers were going to eat him so the turkey had to disguise himself of the other animals so they wouldn’t eat him. So first the turkey disguised as a pig but then the pig said, “what are you doing there Turkey?” So next he decided to disguise as a cow and the cow said, “What are you doing there turkey?”. Then he tried to disguise as a sheep and the sheep said, “What are you doing there, Turkey?” So he thought and thought. So on thanksgiving day he disguised as a pizza man and the farmer said, “Did you order this pizza wife?” and then the wife said “No.” So they had cheese pizza thanksgiving all thanks to the turkey. It is a real story.