First, When i wake up, I wake up and it  is one in the morning. I told myself, “Huh! I wonder how I could get more sleep and go to sleep faster?”  I turned on the TV and then the TV started changing channels from show to show. It changed from the news to some guy selling something that he said would make you sleep faster and longer.  All you had to do was  buy it, type in the number, 25678, and when you push the button you will go to sleep.  I got the thing and the guy was awake.  I paid the guy and he gave me the button but the guy was eating a taco and he spilled hot sauce on it.  The hot sauce made the button do the opposite. so instead of sleeping I would wake up earlier!  When I woke up it was the middle of the night. I found I had to spill mayonnaise to make the button double reverse and I had to get the right ingredient.  Only after I spilled mayonnaise and hot sauce several times did I realize that the reason it reversed was the sauce, and so I made sure it never happened again.