Mr. Shirk was a very happy lazy streamer. His roommate, Señor Sullen always got mad at him for making a mess, because all he did was stay home and play Fortnite. Mr. Shirked worked as a co-supervisor, but his friend Ms. Firebrand covered for him.  One day Mr. Shirk’s playing computer broke down. He knew he had to fix it, but he was just too lazy to fix it. Mr. Shirk went into town to look for a computer fixer, but he got too lazy. He ended up going to the burger restaurant, but he was too lazy to pick up the menu. He knew that he had to change his act, but he just couldn’t. Mr. Shirk went to the palm reader to see what was in his future. The palm reader said that a big change was going to happen, but that it would be mixed with melancholy. Mr. Shirk said thank you to the palm reader and went on his way. Mr. Shirk’s playing computer randomly fixed itself, and then he went on with his life. Mr. Shirk got so fat and lazy that he couldn’t even walk anymore. He just rolled around everywhere.

One day, Mr. Shirk’s roommate Señor Sullen died because Mr. Shirk rolled over him. He went to his funeral, where he was very sad. Even the funeral manager’s jokes couldn’t cheer him up, but he did remember one—the funeral manager, Mr. Mirth, said “Ha! Look at that loser, he’s so lazy and dead.” This reminded Mr. Shirk that he shouldn’t be lazy, and he should make the best of his life. Mr. Shirk went home and threw away his playing computer, his chips and his soda. He spent the next three years working out with his trainer, Mr. Pluck.  Mr. Shirk grew four feet and now stands at seven feet tall. He lost two thousand pounds of fat and gained five hundred pounds of muscle. He started playing basketball and inspired many.

Eight years later…

One day a group of kids went to see the Orlando Magic play the Golden State Warriors in game seven of the NBA finals. With three seconds on the clock, down by two, Mo Bamba had the ball. He shot a three pointer and made it. The Orlando Magic won the finals! Mo Bamba ripped off his mask, and underneath was…Mr. Shirk!!!