Once upon a time there was a person named John on a boat.  There was a dolphin and John was scared of the dolphin so he hammered his boat with a nail.  The boat sank because he took the nail out and there was a hole. When he sank he landed on a shark but he was not scared of sharks, only dolphins. The shark took him to a mermaid place and tried to cook John for dinner. Before they turned the stove on they put in yucky mushrooms and peppers that smelled good. John ate one and it made his mouth on fire. He drank some of the mushroom water, then spit it out because it did not taste good. When they went to get a secret ingredient, John escaped by climbing on to the roof of the house. They broke the roof  and went to a different room and sat down. John fell off the roof onto the stove and it was turned on. He pushed a button and a magic portal appeared. John landed on a rock, near a shark, and the shark ate him.  It was good that he was not afraid of sharks!