I have a pet brother 

He thinks I’m his mother

He really likes to smother

‘Cause he thinks I’m his mother 

I wish he’ll stop 

He won’t ‘till I pop

But he won’t stop 

‘Cause he thinks I’m his mother

He’s really annoying

He is always destroying

But he won’t stop

‘Cause he thinks I’m his mother

Maybe if I pray 

He will go away

But he probably won’t 

‘Cause he thinks I’m his mother

Maybe if I’m stern

He will actually learn

But he probably won’t

‘Cause he thinks I’m his mother

What’s that you say

You want to run away

Hip Hip Hooray!